Tuesday, February 3, 2009

JOKES

Salam...

Untuk hiburan pagi pagi ni . Aku share joke yg Koden hantaq ni...

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked..

"To get my teeth!"

Hahaha...best jugak kan.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha... macam perli je kita yg dah 50er. Maklumlah at that age banyak yg hilang ,rambut ,gigi,powerrr etc.tapi anyway kemesraan tu tatap maintain .Itu aje le yg ade boleh dipersembahkan .pd tersayang Good joke Koden.Mesti DZ tanya lagi hang ni anak sapa

darah59 said...

Segan nak tanya dah kalau tak mau bagi tau..hahahaha..

Anonymous said...

Salam,

Kalau dah dok menjampok tu, elok la pekenai nama. Suspense lama2 pun tak baguih juga at our age ni.

Pikiaq2 la.

Wassallam

CIOW

KODEN

Anonymous said...

Salam,
elok la kalau semua dah sedaq diri bahawa kita ni dah tua.bawa la diri kita ni ke masjid pulak.

darah59 said...

Ustaz mana pulak ni...Biaq pi lah dia nak anonymous Koden oi. Awat yang nak bawa diri ke Masjid tu yang aku heran?

Anonymous said...

Salam,

Aku tak kenai mamat ni tapi 100% sure that he's NOT my neighbour bcos dia tak tau pergerakkan aku. Tapi orait la tu sbb niat dia baik. Perlaksanaan saja yg dia kena check. Kurang quality sikit.
But don't wory bro..., kat 50 pun masih ada ruang utk terus belajar.

Betoi tak??? Pikiaq2 la

Wassallam.

CIOW

KODEN

darah59 said...

Mengikut geluk ajaibaku dia ni tak jauh dari kita. Max lingkungan 4km sja. Hahahaha..Tapi sapa pun dia, dia kawang kita gak.
WASSALAM

Anonymous said...

Ya la DZ ,Koden,ustaz anonymous mana pulak ya yg jampok.Insyaalah kita yg tua ni memang selalu pi mesjid untuk jadi manusia terbaik,terima kasih ustaz atas nasihat baik ,cuma kita yg tua ni pun perlu jugak joke ,bergurau senda ,ramah mesra ,supaya kurang tension ,kan kan kan.Aku punya clue ayat pun DZ & Koden tak cam,sedih rasanya.Own boleh cam kot

Anonymous said...

Salam,
Org muda kata, LU PIKIR SENDIRI!
Jadi sama-sama kita cari sapa ustaz ni.
USTAZ MUDA