B'day BASH

Salam semua...

Hujan lebat sungguh la nie kat SP. Dah gelap. Berliter liter ayaq yang mencurah curah turun. Tadi on the way balik dari Gurun, aku tengok sepanjang jalan dipenohi ngan poster je. Banyak poster tu sebab banyak calon yang bertanding. Walaupun ada 13 orang yg bertanding sebagai calon bebas, tapi poster yg dipaparkan tak lah sebanyak tu. Maksud aku ada gak yang langsung tak dak poster. Depa ni masuk untuk kacau daun je kut. Dan ada gak satu mamat India ni, calon Bebas, tapi dia punya machinery aku tengok dahsyat betui. Sama naik ngan BN atau PKR je. Poster dia banyak, workers dia pun banyak. Kuning adalah warna depa aku rasa, sebab semua workers dia pakai baju kuning. Ada gak yang pompuan tu berambut kuning..hehehe..berambut karat lah. Mungkin lepas basuh depa tak keringkan kut, tu lah jadinya berkarat, tak hitam lagi. Anyway, kira dahsyat lah scene kat SP la nie. Polis pulak punya lah banyak. Ramai sungguh. Pagi2 penoh kat Rest Makbul tu. Depa punya opis kan sebelah je..

Tadi kat PFK, aku ada sikit discussion ngan Electrical Engineer dia kat lobby depa. Sambil sembang dan buka plan pi mai pi mai, kami pun adjourn gi ke Electrical room tu untuk tengok DB kat situ lah. Lama gak dok discuss lah, pastu tengok gang aku dok buat kerja, aku realise fon aku tak dak. Suruh budak aku call no aku..Off. Aku pikiaq memang dah pi lah fon tu. Aku rush balik ke lobi tu, tapi tak nampak fon aku. Aku heran pasai apa fon tu off. Tanya receptionist kat depan tu pun dia kata tak nampak. Melilaulah aku selak sana sini kut2 fon tu jatuh dan ter"off" by itself. Tiba2 budak kerja kat Petronas ni, berpakaian coverall kuning Petronas tanya aku samada aku tercicir anything. Aku cakap ya lah..Fon aku. Dia bawak keluaq dari poket dia dan kasi aku balik. Aku pun berterima kasihlah 2/3 kali kat dia. Bila aku ambik fon tu ternyata memang off. Pasai apa ha? Thoughts yang tak elok dah masuk kepala aku. Tapi aku berterima kasih balik kerana aku dapat balik fon buruk aku tu. Kontek no dalam fon tu lah yang buat kan aku risau klu hilang. Sampai la ni aku heran pasai apa fon tu off ha? Biaq pi lah..Syukur aku dapat balik.

Mc E dah bagi pengesahan utk join Bday Bash kalau memang confirm buat di Shah Alam. For now, memang situ lah tempatnya, sebab tak dak suara sapa pun untuk tukaq tempat. Tapi kalau ada RM10k, kita ubah tempat lah no..hahaha...Koden cadang buat atas cruiser ship..hhmmm. Dia ni memang haru lah. Pantang dengaq ada banyak boleh belanja, dah nak naik cruise pulak. Tapi its a thought kan..Nothing wrong.

Seperti biasa, Madud dah suggest date lain. Dan telling the whole world "Burstday" dia hari tu. So hangpa yg baca jangan lupalah, dia dah war warkan, kalu tak wish dia, mesti dia kecik hati. Tapi dulu kami sambut Burstday(idea asal dari Din ILY) dia pun, dia buat tak endah je. Lebih mementingkan peti ais dua pintu dia tu lagi daripada kawan2 yang bersusah payah buat sambutan. Hampeh betui. Tak berbaloi.

Tak ramai yang respon ngan topik B'day bash ni kan? Apa hal? Say something, PEOPLEEE...

WASSALAM

PRE WEDDING TEST

Salam semua..

TAL18 said...

Kalau hampa nak buat aku sponsor RM10,000(SEPULUH RIBU RINGGIT)Kerana waktu kami pi kenduri rumah umaq aku dah janji dgn DZ,kAMAL,fAZIE ,MAZLEE,Dz cukup ariflah pasai sponsor ni, 178

April 1, 2009 2:59 AM

Kalau diizinkan Allah dan memang jadi perancangan kita maka aku rasa kita tak yah nak collect duit dah camni. Semua pakat mai bergoyang je lah..

Statement diatas tu telah membuatkan Koden teruja dan call aku awai pagi semalam. Banyak yg boleh dibuat dengan duit sebanyak tu. Boleh panggil artis perform tu..Artis yg time kita boleh lah cover..Panggil Siti kalu, tak cukup lah..hehehe. Jadi untuk start the ball rolling, aku dah masukkan nama2 yang bersetuju hadir untuk Birthday Bash nanti, di sebelah kanan blog. List tu akan bertambah sekiranya ada lagi yang menyatakan setuju.

Ni ada satu cerita lagi yang aku nak share ngan hampa. At one point bila baca cerita ni, aku teringat Koden. Tapi dia tak dak lah sangkut paut langsung ngan cita ni, cuma ada certain parts dalam cita ni yg buat kan aku teringat kat dia..

Pre Wedding Test : A story with a moral

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life

to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. "Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

GRAMPS

Grandma & Grandpa Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Saja lah nak share joke ni ngan hampa semua.. Kan ramai yang dah dapat pangkat sedemikian.