Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ALLAH...

Salam...

Tak sunyi aku hari ni, rasa cam dok kat kedai kopi pulak. Cerita sikit ada saja yg dijampuk oleh "Mamat Anonymous" ni..Bapak suka.. "tententen" pun ada. Koden tak yah cakaplah.

Well..news mlm ni pun dok cerita kisah kerajaan Perak je lah. Apa lagi. Depa dok buat cerita bagi suspen je kan?? Macam Spa Q pulak. Nak kena ikut hari2..Aku tak lah ikut Spa Q tu, tapi kekadang bila buka TV dia muncul aku pun layan lah.

Pastu ada lagi satu petition yg dihantaq oleh rakyat mukim mana tah..aku lupa..protes wakil rakyat mana ka yg bersekedudukan. Sg Petani kut..Anyway depa hantaq petisyen tu kat Sultan Kedah sebab kononnya dia tu (yg dituduh) penasihat kepada Sultan Halim jugak! Kacau jugak ni kan.. Interesting..Makes our life colourful...Sapa dia tu? Anybody knows..before the mainstream news gets it?

Petang tadi lepas kerja anak aku ajak pi makan. Sambil makan ada pulak gambaq Indon, channel 9 kut. Ada yg monyet menjelma jadi budak pompuan ka apa ka..lebih kurang camtu lah.. Sambil makan sambil layan lah..

Mail Luntoq pun lama tak bermadah. Atau dah habis kata2 manis dan tukaq kulit ke apa ka manalah tau kan. Kemarin masa aku dok surf cari gambaq team Malaysia yg dolu dolu punya, terdapat satu gambaq Looi Loon Teik..terus teringat Loon Toq.. Mana lu?

Memang menarik jugak argument dalam petisyen yg Kristian Malaysia hantaq kat Pope. Betui jugak apa yg Koden kata tu..Betui jugak mamat ano kata tu pun..Kita dah percaya Tuhan tu satu, jadi bagi aku Tuhan depa tu Tuhan kita lah. Kalau dah nak ikut nama Allah kena ikut lah ajarannya dalam Al Quran. Mungkin they are working towards that kut...Who knows?

WASSALAM..

NAMA....

Salam...

Aku terbaca petition ni dalam Jebat Must Die. Aku pun ciplak utk share ngan semua. Petition ni dihantar kepada Pope untuk guna nama Allah dalam kitab depa..Bacalah dan renungkan lah....

Pope Benedict XVI
Holy See, Vatican
Rome, Italy

Your Holiness Pope,

In the Name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful[1]

(i) We, the Christian peoples of Malaysia as undersigned below, would like to obtain a holy decree from you ascertaining that the name of the Deity mentioned in the bible is indeed Allah.
(ii) For more than 20 centuries this Deity has not been mentioned by name and we now understand that His holy name is Allah, the same one that has been used in the Quran of the Muslims.
(iii) In the event that we obtain this decree from you, we would also like to request that each and every copy of the bible in this world at present and the ones printed in the future shall bear the name Allah too.
(iv) What would your holy order be regarding the teachings of Allah as promulgated in the Quran seeing how, as mentioned in (i) above, this God is no different from ours. In particular what would your holiness imply as regards to dogmatic issues in the new testaments especially the ones formulated by Saul of Tarsus (who have never met Jesus in person) as opposed to ones whom this Allah directly teaches in the Quran.

We would more than appreciate it if you can respond favourably to this and have some indication dates on when can the world-wide bibles be re-printed with this name Allah in it, so that we ourslves may enjoy this name to be mentioned in our own bible here in Malaysia.

Thank You

We, the Christian Community of Malaysia as undersigned:-


GODAM

Salam..

Hahahaa..Bila mamat ni tak nak bagi nama, nampak gaya Koden dah bara. Sabaq Koden..hang tu sakit belakang. Nanti bongkok baru ada akai.. Get well soon.

Aku tak kisah sangat lah nak bagi tau nama ke tidak, kekadang kawang2 lain nak jugak tahu sapa disana. Blog ni pung memang utk kawang2 kita je. Klu ada org lain yg interested tu kira alhamdulillah jugak lah.

Apa hampa baca dlm akhbar hari ni? Apa tajuk utama depa? Tak habis lagi kisah katak yang nak lompat ke tak nak lompat ke...Rupanya BAPA depa ni lagi cekap dan memang dia(Ketua) tak percaya anak2 buah dia. Sebab tu depa sign surat letak jawatan sebelum PRU12 lagi. Kira kepala otak dia ni best lah kan!

Kat Kelantan ada sorang mamat ni dah kena tangkap pasai curi 2 paket MILO. Katanya nak bagi anak minum..Betui ke? Nak bagi anak minum hasil curi ke? Atau saja kata nak cari simpati..Apa pun curi tetap salah...GODAM sama dia.

Godam ni yang sebenaq nya bila aku check balik asal usul perkataan ni adalah perkataan omputih..GOD Damn..Dpt kat Melayu jadi lah Godam.Begitu jugak ngan KICAP. Asalnya Ketchup. Hampa besa dengaq term "kong kad" tak? Klu yg besa buat kontrak, pekerja harian ni depa ada satu kad yg catit depa kerja jam berapa, balik jam berapa dan O/Time berapa jam. Sebenaqnya nama betul nya ialah COUNT card..Banyak lagi perkataan yg kita ciplak..Aku dah tak ingat..Hangpa semua ada ingat lagi ka?

BREAKING NEWS: Nampak gaya pilihanraya kecik kat Perak tu tak jadilah. SPR dah tolak.

Dalam ekonomi daok naik turun ni pun depa dok berebut kuasa. Hampa tengok lah sat. Hipokrit gila depa ni semua.

This is my last week kat Selangor ni. Aku nak pi ke negeri PAS pulak. Hahahaha.

WASSALAM

BAPAK TERLAMPAU...

Salam semua...

Semoga hari ni membawa keceriaan untuk semua. La nie banyak dok cerita kisah sumbang mahram san sini kan? Apa lah nak jadi depa ni semua. Dah terpadam langsung agaknya pemikiran depa ni kan. Syaitan boh Ray Ban gelap kat depan mata depa kut. Sebab tu lah depa buta dan tuli langsung tak dapat memilih antara baik dan buruk.

Ada satu video yang aku terima hari ni dan aku harap dapatlah sama2 kita ambik iktibar dari paparan ini.


BAPAK..... -

WASSALAM

JOKES

Salam...

Untuk hiburan pagi pagi ni . Aku share joke yg Koden hantaq ni...

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked..

"To get my teeth!"

Hahaha...best jugak kan.