Tuesday, January 13, 2009

JOKES...


Salam...

Tak sangka betui kan yang 2009 ni amat sibuk sekali bagi aku. Lari sana lari sini, kejaq sana sini, letih rasanya. Tak sabaq tunggu weekend actually la nie.

Tak taulah kawan2 lain camana, tetapi aku rasa thats how life is...Take it one day at a time. Tomorrow is not promised to any one...

CAme across this joke recently dalam email yang aku terima...Rasa nak share ngan hampa semua..

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...


Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'


3 comments:

nonjitra said...

congrat bro...
lepas baca the last line tu... baru aku tergelak dengan joke tu.

rasa2 hang mcm mana la a beng lopes tu. kot ada A BENG II pula?

darah59 said...

Tak tau lah apa jadi..mungkin terlepas steering kut sebab dia nak termuntah...wek wek wek

Anonymous said...

Cerita Ah Beng ni.... banyak. Nanti aku boleh forward kat Dz to publish from time to time.