Thursday, April 2, 2009

PRE WEDDING TEST

Salam semua..
TAL18 said...

Kalau hampa nak buat aku sponsor RM10,000(SEPULUH RIBU RINGGIT)Kerana waktu kami pi kenduri rumah umaq aku dah janji dgn DZ,kAMAL,fAZIE ,MAZLEE,Dz cukup ariflah pasai sponsor ni, 178

Kalau diizinkan Allah dan memang jadi perancangan kita maka aku rasa kita tak yah nak collect duit dah camni. Semua pakat mai bergoyang je lah..

Statement diatas tu telah membuatkan Koden teruja dan call aku awai pagi semalam. Banyak yg boleh dibuat dengan duit sebanyak tu. Boleh panggil artis perform tu..Artis yg time kita boleh lah cover..Panggil Siti kalu, tak cukup lah..hehehe. Jadi untuk start the ball rolling, aku dah masukkan nama2 yang bersetuju hadir untuk Birthday Bash nanti, di sebelah kanan blog. List tu akan bertambah sekiranya ada lagi yang menyatakan setuju.

Ni ada satu cerita lagi yang aku nak share ngan hampa. At one point bila baca cerita ni, aku teringat Koden. Tapi dia tak dak lah sangkut paut langsung ngan cita ni, cuma ada certain parts dalam cita ni yg buat kan aku teringat kat dia..

Pre Wedding Test : A story with a moral
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. "Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.



5 comments:

McE said...

DZ Bro, I'm in if it's held in KL/Shah Alam nighttime on 6/6/09 Insya Allah.

KODEN said...

Salam,

Dz, aku baca 2-3X cerita "bermoral" hang paparkan tu. Hang ni kira nak cucuk aku utk melatah saja.
Mai kot mana cerita ni yg hang teringat kat aku? Takkan cerita kita dok melukis d bilik art & craft (Mr. Law Wai Fong) ada persamaan dgn cerita ni?
Hang ni ghaplah betoi la!
Dz,aku dah majai dgn Kelab Shah Alam. At least aku akn p 2X seminggu. Apa kata...., dah ada RM10K, kita buat Birthday Bash ataih Cruise la kot.
Hangpa pikiaq-pikiaq la cadangan aku ni.

Wassallam.

CIOW.

KODEN.

darah59 said...

Bila nampak panties tu yg buat aku ingat hang.. Tak yah la cruise..Kita sewa ferry pusing Penang pun ok gak. Siap buat party kat atas tu..Hhaahh

KODEN said...

Salam,

Kalau ataih feri aku TAK SETUJU sbb...
1- tak habih 10K...., hehehehe!
2- toilet feri...., HANCIIIIN!
3- ramai bawa kreta besaq...., tak celuih feri.
4- takut pelampong lupus tarikh sbb PPC ghaplah. Jadi apa2 sapa nak selamatkan TAL18???? hehehehe
5- ataih feri aku dah besa posing sejak belum sekolah lagi. Ataih Cruise...., tak pernah lagi!
Hang pikiaq tengok...., betoi dak?

Wassallam.

CIOW.

KODEN.

Anonymous said...

cerita nisama mcm satu iklan kondom kat us ler...